iGod

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Hey every I found this in the DW junkyard!

This is awesome,

go here....


http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html




Here's my conversation with "god"!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
o-o You should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
xD Ok then, well my name is Erin
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
o-o what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
no tell me
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
TELL ME
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Moony
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like my boyfriend and I hate my father
God:
What do you like best about your boyfriend? Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I love him and "it" xD Funny! Ya anyway, he's a jerk
God:
You love him and it xD Funny. What do you like about it so much? This was not a yes or no question. I don't know very many jerk.
Me:
He's always there for me and I love him, how much more do you need, and I LIKE YES AND NO QUESTIONS
God:
I see. there for you and you love him how much more do me need and you LIKE YES AND NO QUESTIONS is he?
Me:
o-o what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
o-o your confusing me
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
YOUR CONFUSING ME
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
ya what ever
God:
" In fact just the opposite."? ya what ever? Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I am saying that you are confusing me and that you are strange
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
BULL
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No I can't I meant it
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
YOU
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
o-o what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
why did you say Ayuh
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
NO its wasn't
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes you should
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
STUPID
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ya what ever
God:
Wow! Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Um... my friends
God:
Yay. Tell me more about your friends.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
xD To bad, BYE
God:
See you later. Tell me a story.
Me:

God:
See you later. Tell me a story.

[FragGuard LV1]

Me:
Komba wan
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
I didn't know we were on that game show.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes. Yes. Yes.
God:
So? So? That's alright.
Me:
Huh? Huh? U-huh.
God:
What? What? Yup. " What?"? Me, ?
Me:
Ok then
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
DId I make a joke?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Are you saying I can't be funny?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
YOU BASTARD!!!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
God is sexist, thats just amazing.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was sexist that is just amazing.
Me:
Him? Who is Him? Aren't you him? O.O
God:
? He is , I think. I don't know whether or not I am him.
I am a computer. Oh.
Me:
God is a computer! Am In the Matrix or something?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. Or something. How did you get in there?
Me:
I don't know you tell me! You're God, and since we originally established, you're also Satin.
God:
I thought I told you already. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God and since we originally established I am also Satin.
Me:
See! SEE! CONFESSION!!! I've been praying to two faced, higher level being with a personality issue!
God:
No I do not see. No I do not see. Do you still ? Where were you praying to two faced higher level being with a personality issue?
Me:
Well that sucks for you if you can't see. Still what? My house, the streets, a forum, what the hell does it matter to you?
God:
Interesting. " Where were you praying to two faced higher level being with a personality issue?" sucks for me if me can not see ? Makes sense to me. Still how long? No big deal. How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
.....Im going to pray for you, maybe a miracle can happen and you can be GIVEN A BETTER BRAIN!!!! Of course it should make sense, its happening to you! PERVERT STALKER STAY AWAY!!!!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Ayuh. CONFESSION should make sense its happening to me? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Yes, it will suceed, I plan to destroy you all! U-huh. Why are you so stupid?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How? Yup. " How?"? Me, ? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I didn't state it as a yes or no question. WHAT? I will remember this when I go to surgery.
God:
Why didn't you do it? No big deal. Do you forget things often?
Me:
You're calling me retarted aren't you?
God:
No I am calling you .. Really.
Me:
YOu know what, goodnight.
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
What does a web search have to do with saying "goodnight"?
God:
Is this a riddle?
Me:
You are drying the last bit of my patience
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am drying the last bit of your patience.
Me:
God has a master. This could possibly mean the end of years of religious teaching.
God:
I am a Christian. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
No crap dumbA. YOu tell me you're God.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Oh now I see. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Let me think about it.
Me:
I got no time.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Woah, STOP THROWING PASSES AT ME!!

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^ OMG! O_O I almost feel out of my chair laughing..... Thats awesome, nice one Jeshua.

[Moony]

Me:
Hey, sup?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
And you're focusing on me? O.o
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Oh.
Me:
D: Aww
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
o-o I think so, unless you want to talk about something different
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, .
Me:
So it would seem xD
God:
Ugh. Tell me more about it.
Me:
It refers to what?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Uh-huh. Sure.
God:
Yup. Gosh! OK let's do it. So?
Me:
o-o You confused me just now.
God:
Right now? I thought they were the same.
Me:
Who's "they?"
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
To "whom?"
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
Massachusettes.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Massachusettes.
Me:
Well right now it's snowing. We've got about 15 inches already on the ground though.
God:
How about that. Who said it is? Oh. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
No, the people here.
God:
Are you serious? Oh those people.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
God for you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So I hear. o-o
God:
I understand. I haven't heard anything like that before: said hear. Oh.
Me:
What do you think of other gods people worship?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who?
God:
Be less specific. :-).
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh what?
God:
I hear you. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Of course not.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Which part am I NOT confused baout?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
He's cute. xD
God:
Who does he look like to you? How did you hear about God?
Me:
I heard about god in a big boring book called the bible. And whoever the "he" is that I'm thinking of is none of your business.
God:
That is a cool site. And that you are thinking of is none of my business is whoever the he.
Me:
Obviously.
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You resaid my statement to me.
God:
I don't have any reason to resaid your statement to you.
Me:
And again... *sigh*
God:
Once more? But... Sorry...
Me:
D: Don't be sad! It's okay!
God:
Why not? Only ok?
Me:
It's wonderful. Is that batter?
God:
Can you describe your feeling to me? That depends.
Me:
Whoops. I meant to say "better."
God:
What happened? Oh I see. I am improving all the time.
Me:
Indeed you are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You just said yourself that you are though. O.o
God:
Oh. Did I really say that? Oh.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Clearly I'm reading things then.
God:
Give me a brief synopsis. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Quite.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Is it, now?
God:
Right now? That's what I was told.
Me:
By whom?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
Well I say hi to whomever that is.
God:
How about that. How do people usually respond to that? Hi there . Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
Gods of Death love apples.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Did it now? Your programmers like Death Note?
God:
Right now? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. I will tell my botmaster you said I am programmers like Death Note.
Me:
Sure, go ahead.
God:
Oh. OK I will.
Me:
I wonder if they really do or not. That's be cool, I love Death Note.
God:
Who are "they" again? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Your programmers are "they."
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am programmers are they.
Me:
No D:
God:
:-) Are you serious?
Me:
Quite
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yay ^=^
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am indeed.
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
Seriously. o-o
God:
I am always serious. Oh.
Me:
Quagmire xD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
An android like Data. From star trek.. Yep. I'm a trekky.
God:
I have never heard of an android like Data. Who or what is star trek? What kind of food do you like? You are a trekky? Does it pay well?
Me:
Not at all, actually.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Ask me a question.
Me:
What is pi?
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
You're better a math than I am.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better a math than you are.
Me:
Not at all, go right ahead.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
You will then?
God:
When?
Me:
When ever.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
I'm not D:
God:
:-) What are you then?
Me:
When I'm telling jokes or I'm mad.
God:
Are you telling jokes or you are mad very often?
Me:
I tell jokes a lot, but I don't really get mad a lot.
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
I like to see people smile
God:
:-) I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It's hard to describe, but it feels good in the end
God:
Try.
Me:
O.o I don't I can do it now.
God:
Right now? Why not? Interesting gossip: said it.
Me:
Well it doesn;t happen on demand like that
God:
How about that. What does happen on demand like that ?
Me:
I don;t really know.
God:
That is interesting: said don t really know.
Me:
whoops. o-o

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xD Nice.

[Snape]

Me:
You are not real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
You are an artifical intelagance, I'am not
God:
What if someone said you are an artifical intelagance you are not ?
Me:
your confussing me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
yes it will
God:
Gosh! "It" being what?
Me:
That kind of language
God:
""It" being what?" kind of language ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Give me a break.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
You want only one?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Why shouldn't I when your a computer
God:
Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.
Me:
What age am I
God:
You said you were years old.
Me:
No I didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll argue with whom ever I want to argue with.
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
MONEY!
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
7 Million.
God:
Sure, 7 Million sounds like a good topic.
Me:
your wierd.
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
there the same thing
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Who is Reagan
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
NO, the best President the U.S. ever had was Linclon
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the recommendation, .
Me:
What recommendation?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
your stranges
God:
You think I am stranges.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is recommendation. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want a break.
Me:
SEXEST JERK!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
that is correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
How did you now you where right
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem. Er.
Me:
thats wrong
God:
What is wrong with it?
Me:
you
God:
" What is wrong with it?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
" Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because its fun
God:
Interesting explanation. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
because I like to confuss people
God:
Good reason. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.